Hi! I’m Grum McLure. You may remember me from such rants as Why everyone but me is wrong, Piss off and die and There’s more to life than computer games you fat nerd. I’m here today to express me irritation at a ridiculous rule that prevents me from claiming any further Austudy.
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That comment could be directed at a few places, be taken personally or just be directed at some faceless corporate giant who’s neglected something, someone or whatever. No, in this specific case, that comment is directed squarely at the manufacturers of the fortunes that go into the fortune cookies we all enjoy (I know you all do, everyone does) when we eat chinese food. Pick up your fucking game.

It’s that time of triennium when we, the people, decide who will govern us for the next three years. I’m normally a tad apathetic about political campaigns as they invariably begin to shit me after a couple of days and I find it best not to give them the satisfaction of thinking they may have [...]

Well this is it, the new site has been bedded in, I’ve listened to everyone who’s fed my glorious ego with praise for it to feed on and keep it warm at night and ignored those who’ve had even the slightest hint of criticism toward it. To those philistines I have this to say: lalalalalalalalala!